Surely we are not surprised to hear the news that 16-year-old Zoey 101 star, sister of Britney, and daughter of parenting expert Lynne Spears is pregnant. It’s not out of the ordinary for teenagers to become pregnant. The shocking part may be that we know at all. Why should any of us know that this young girl is 12 weeks pregnant? Who would alert the press?
Hmmm… makes you wonder what kind of motives are at work in that family. Maybe Lynne Spears will enlighten us in her new book on parenting. I can’t wait to learn what advice she gives for becoming a fabulous mom. Is it all about the press? Remember when Britney was marketed as America’s last teenage virgin? You can’t blame Lynne for wanting to forge her own identity. I mean Jamie Lynn.
Besides, the whole role model thing didn’t work out for Britney. Maybe her sister just wants to get the scandal out of the way up front and then pull a transformation act, thank her Lord and Savior, and then cash in on the growing market for Christian Everything.
Based on her name alone, poor Jamie Lynn never had a chance. And I don’t mean Spears. Check out that first name. Her parents – Jamie and Lynne – were either completely without imagination or just a wee bit self-absorbed. Or maybe they just couldn’t be bothered with naming baby.