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Paris Needs a Puppy Pal

Posted in Babies, Britney Spears, Ellen Degeneres, Lindsay Lohan, Pregnancy, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on November 28, 2007 by Lela Davidson

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Paris Hilton confided to Ellen Degeneres on her show that she wanted to have a baby.  Stop already!  Isn’t Britney warning enough?  Babies are cute, puppies are cuter.  Just get a dog and be done with it because that Baby Bjorn will not keep baby safe when you fall off the table you’re dancing on. 

And Lindsay Lohan?  You too!  Take a trip down to the ASPCA and then make sure your birth control is working. 

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Let Britney Adopt A Puppy

Posted in Adoption, Britney Spears, Ellen Degeneres, Portia DeRossi with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2007 by Lela Davidson

One of these women needs to raise children.  The other needs a puppy. 

Why are we so messed up?  Don’t you suppose it would be harder for Ellen Degeneres to adopt a child than for Britney Spears to get her hands on one?  The popped up princess is rumored to be in negotiations to adopt a six-year-old pair of Chinese twins.  Huh?  Didn’t China start cracking down on unfit mothers and such?  Maybe they’re just really mad because we exposed all those nasty toy ingredients and this is their revenge.  They’ll show us – just offload some more worthless girl children.

And then there’s Ellen.  After all that nonesense this summer with the dogs, I couldn’t help but wish she and her girlfriend Portia DeRossi would just go ahead and adopt some kids already.  I mean if you’re goign to cry all to pieces in front of total strangers, you’re practically a mother already.  But who knows – maybe they know better.  Could it be that if you’re really good with pets, you’re horrid to children?  And vice versa? 

If so, Britney ought to try the pet mommy role again.  But I suspect all she’s really after is something to cuddle.

What’s with this attitude that if you have enough money you can just write a check and dial up a kid?  It’s all a bit confusing to see celebrity adoption in the media portrayed as a quick and smooth solution for one party or the other.  Real life adoption is messy, hurtful, and often full of less than pure motives.  It’s not that we should expect more from our celebs.  The thing is, we ought to hold everyone to a higher standard.  I don’t know what the answer might be.  All I know is it looks more like family and less like buying babies. 

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Victoria Beckham: Soccer Mom

Posted in David Beckham, Ellen Degeneres, Posh & Becks, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham with tags , , , , , , , , on November 1, 2007 by Lela Davidson

Spicy Victoria Beckham told Ellen Degeneres today that she and soccer star David Beckham are just regular parents.  Her kids think that “all mommies are Spice Girls and all daddies play soccer.  That’s just the way they were taught.”

While many mommies may sing in the shower, and lots of daddies play soccer on weekends, we don’t all end up in television for it.  But we act as role models every day.  What are you teaching your kids without thinking about it?  What kind of privileges will they grow up with, not even knowing how lucky they are?  What kind of damage will you do without even knowing it, let alone intending harm?  Kids learn about the world – for good or bad – from their parents. 

Posh Spice may not be your average housewife, but in the picture above she does look like a typical soccer mom.  It’s good to see her smiling, which in the end is one of the best things you can do for your kids.

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